Here are 100+ Halloween captions for your Instagram posts, ranging from funny and spooky to cute and pun-filled!

🎃 Spooky & Playful Captions

1. “Witch, please.” 🧙‍♀️
2. “Creep it real.” 👻
3. “Boo from the crew!” 👻
4. “Having a gourd time!” 🎃
5. “Eat, drink, and be scary.” 🍷
6. “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” 🖤
7. “This is where the magic happens.” ✨
8. “Basic witch vibes.” 🧹
9. “Boo-tiful night, isn’t it?” 🌕
10. “Straight outta Coffin.” ⚰️

🕷️ Costume-Themed Captions

11. “Fangs for the memories.” 🧛‍♂️
12. “Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!” 📞👻
13. “All dressed up with no place to ghost.” 👗👠
14. “Under this costume, I’m a snack.” 🍭
15. “I'm just here for the boos.” 🥂
16. “Ready to haunt the town.” 🌃
17. “The witching hour has begun.” 🕛
18. “Channeling my inner ghoul.” 👹
19. “Witch way to the candy?” 🍬
20. “Looking fa-boo-lous.” 🎩

🦇 Couple/Group Captions

21. “Boo-tiful together.” 🖤
22. “You, me, and some hocus pocus.” 🪄
23. “Till death do us party.” 🪦
24. “Just a couple of creeps.” 💀
25. “Ghouls just wanna have fun.” 👯‍♀️
26. “Monsters unite!” 🧟‍♂️
27. “Partners in fright.” 👻
28. “Squad ghouls.” 🧛‍♀️
29. “We’ve got spirit(s)!” 🍸
30. “You’ve been boo-ed!” 🎃

🧛 Funny Halloween Puns

31. “Don’t be a scaredy cat.” 🐈‍⬛
32. “Trick or treat yo’ self.” 🍫
33. “Witch way to the bar?” 🍺
34. “That’s some broomstick energy.” 🧹
35. “Fright night feels so right.” 😈
36. “This is un-boo-lievable!” 👻
37. “Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.” 💎
38. “Bite me.” 🧛‍♂️
39. “Ghosting season has begun.” 👋
40. “No tricks, just treats.” 🍬

🎃 Pumpkin & Autumn Captions

41. “Pick of the patch.” 🎃
42. “Squash goals.” 🍂
43. “Spiced and everything nice.” ☕
44. “Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.” 🌾
45. “Hay there, pumpkin!” 🌽
46. “Fall so hard, it’s scary.” 🍁
47. “Gourd vibes only.” 🎃
48. “You’ve got me under your spell.” 🧙‍♂️
49. “Pumpkin spice and chills.” 🥶
50. “Patch perfect.” 🎃

🕸️ Spooky Love & Flirty Captions

51. “Love you to the tomb and back.” 🪦
52. “You’re my favorite boo.” 👻
53. “Witch better have my heart.” 🖤
54. “You’ve bewitched me.” ✨
55. “You make my heart skip a beat… or two.” 💀
56. “You put a spell on me.” 🪄
57. “Love at first fright.” 😍
58. “Be mine, ghoulfriend.” 🧛‍♀️
59. “Let’s get spooky together.” 🕸️
60. “I’m just here for your boo-ty.” 😘

🍭 Candy-Themed Captions

61. “Candy is dandy, but costumes are better.” 🍬
62. “Too ghoul for school.” 😎
63. “Trick or treat, smell my feet.” 🦶
64. “Feeling sweet and spooky.” 🍭
65. “Sucker for Halloween.” 🍡
66. “Caught in a candy coma.” 🍫
67. “Give me candy or give me death.” 💀
68. “Sugar rush incoming.” 🍬
69. “Treat yo’self… it’s Halloween!” 🎃
70. “Biting into Halloween happiness.” 🍬

🧟 Scary & Creepy Captions

71. “Enter if you dare.” 🚪👻
72. “Here for the boos and the scares.” 👻
73. “Keep calm and carry a stake.” 🧛‍♂️
74. “This is no trick, only terror.” 🎃
75. “Fear the night.” 🌙
76. “Monsters are real... and so is the candy.” 🍫
77. “Horror movie vibes only.” 📽️
78. “Too spooky to handle.” 🕷️
79. “Welcome to the nightmare.” 😈
80. “Trick or terrify?” 💀

🎬 Pop Culture Halloween Captions

81. “Hocus Pocus and chill.” 🪄
82. “Why so serious?” 🃏
83. “I’m a little batty today.” 🦇
84. “Double, double toil and trouble.” 🔥
85. “In my Stranger Things era.” 🎲
86. “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” 🌕
87. “On Wednesdays, we wear black.” 🖤
88. “Wakanda forever… or at least until Halloween ends.” 🐾
89. “This is Halloween, everybody scream!” 🎶
90. “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.” ⚡

👻 Short & Sweet Captions

91. “Spooky season is here.” 🎃
92. “Boo!” 👻
93. “Too cute to spook.” 😇
94. “Tricks and treats!” 🍬
95. “Ghouls just wanna have fun.” 🧛‍♀️
96. “BOO-yah!” 👻
97. “Caution: Spooky vibes ahead.” ⚠️
98. “I put a spell on you.” 🧙‍♂️
99. “Spook-tacular night.” 🌕
100. “Boo-y or boo me?” 👻
101. “Ready to spook and roll.” 🎃

These captions are perfect for all your Halloween-themed posts, whether you're sharing costume pics, pumpkin patch moments, or spooky night adventures! 👻