Here are 100+ Halloween captions for your Instagram posts, ranging from funny and spooky to cute and pun-filled!
🎃 Spooky & Playful Captions
- “Witch, please.” 🧙♀️
- “Creep it real.” 👻
- “Boo from the crew!” 👻
- “Having a gourd time!” 🎃
- “Eat, drink, and be scary.” 🍷
- “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” 🖤
- “This is where the magic happens.” ✨
- “Basic witch vibes.” 🧹
- “Boo-tiful night, isn’t it?” 🌕
- “Straight outta Coffin.” ⚰️
🕷️ Costume-Themed Captions
- “Fangs for the memories.” 🧛♂️
- “Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!” 📞👻
- “All dressed up with no place to ghost.” 👗👠
- “Under this costume, I’m a snack.” 🍭
- “I'm just here for the boos.” 🥂
- “Ready to haunt the town.” 🌃
- “The witching hour has begun.” 🕛
- “Channeling my inner ghoul.” 👹
- “Witch way to the candy?” 🍬
- “Looking fa-boo-lous.” 🎩
🦇 Couple/Group Captions
- “Boo-tiful together.” 🖤
- “You, me, and some hocus pocus.” 🪄
- “Till death do us party.” 🪦
- “Just a couple of creeps.” 💀
- “Ghouls just wanna have fun.” 👯♀️
- “Monsters unite!” 🧟♂️
- “Partners in fright.” 👻
- “Squad ghouls.” 🧛♀️
- “We’ve got spirit(s)!” 🍸
- “You’ve been boo-ed!” 🎃
🧛 Funny Halloween Puns
- “Don’t be a scaredy cat.” 🐈⬛
- “Trick or treat yo’ self.” 🍫
- “Witch way to the bar?” 🍺
- “That’s some broomstick energy.” 🧹
- “Fright night feels so right.” 😈
- “This is un-boo-lievable!” 👻
- “Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.” 💎
- “Bite me.” 🧛♂️
- “Ghosting season has begun.” 👋
- “No tricks, just treats.” 🍬
🎃 Pumpkin & Autumn Captions
- “Pick of the patch.” 🎃
- “Squash goals.” 🍂
- “Spiced and everything nice.” ☕
- “Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.” 🌾
- “Hay there, pumpkin!” 🌽
- “Fall so hard, it’s scary.” 🍁
- “Gourd vibes only.” 🎃
- “You’ve got me under your spell.” 🧙♂️
- “Pumpkin spice and chills.” 🥶
- “Patch perfect.” 🎃
🕸️ Spooky Love & Flirty Captions
- “Love you to the tomb and back.” 🪦
- “You’re my favorite boo.” 👻
- “Witch better have my heart.” 🖤
- “You’ve bewitched me.” ✨
- “You make my heart skip a beat… or two.” 💀
- “You put a spell on me.” 🪄
- “Love at first fright.” 😍
- “Be mine, ghoulfriend.” 🧛♀️
- “Let’s get spooky together.” 🕸️
- “I’m just here for your boo-ty.” 😘
🍭 Candy-Themed Captions
- “Candy is dandy, but costumes are better.” 🍬
- “Too ghoul for school.” 😎
- “Trick or treat, smell my feet.” 🦶
- “Feeling sweet and spooky.” 🍭
- “Sucker for Halloween.” 🍡
- “Caught in a candy coma.” 🍫
- “Give me candy or give me death.” 💀
- “Sugar rush incoming.” 🍬
- “Treat yo’self… it’s Halloween!” 🎃
- “Biting into Halloween happiness.” 🍬
🧟 Scary & Creepy Captions
- “Enter if you dare.” 🚪👻
- “Here for the boos and the scares.” 👻
- “Keep calm and carry a stake.” 🧛♂️
- “This is no trick, only terror.” 🎃
- “Fear the night.” 🌙
- “Monsters are real... and so is the candy.” 🍫
- “Horror movie vibes only.” 📽️
- “Too spooky to handle.” 🕷️
- “Welcome to the nightmare.” 😈
- “Trick or terrify?” 💀
🎬 Pop Culture Halloween Captions
- “Hocus Pocus and chill.” 🪄
- “Why so serious?” 🃏
- “I’m a little batty today.” 🦇
- “Double, double toil and trouble.” 🔥
- “In my Stranger Things era.” 🎲
- “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” 🌕
- “On Wednesdays, we wear black.” 🖤
- “Wakanda forever… or at least until Halloween ends.” 🐾
- “This is Halloween, everybody scream!” 🎶
- “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.” ⚡
👻 Short & Sweet Captions
- “Spooky season is here.” 🎃
- “Boo!” 👻
- “Too cute to spook.” 😇
- “Tricks and treats!” 🍬
- “Ghouls just wanna have fun.” 🧛♀️
- “BOO-yah!” 👻
- “Caution: Spooky vibes ahead.” ⚠️
- “I put a spell on you.” 🧙♂️
- “Spook-tacular night.” 🌕
- “Boo-y or boo me?” 👻
- “Ready to spook and roll.” 🎃
These captions are perfect for all your Halloween-themed posts, whether you're sharing costume pics, pumpkin patch moments, or spooky night adventures! 👻